![]() ![]() So they pack all their stuff and they go to grandma's house.Īnd the grandmother is like, "Don't worry, honey, you'll be safe and sound in my cult." So the stepfather is like, "I'm totally freaked out! I think we should get outta here!"Īnd the mother is like, "There's no such thing as ghosts! (turns jumps at loud crash) I'll pack my things!" (sings) Lite Brite, Lite Brite, Satan's watching you tonight! Is Mary Poppins in town? (loud crash he jumps) Ahhh! (Chester's coat is pulled over his head) I got a rock. So the ghost starts using things throughout the house to scare them. ![]() ![]() So he sets up cameras all around the house, and guess what he discovers?Īhhhhaha! Oh, it's just some supernatural entity pulling my daughter's hair! (pauses, then screams) "And seeing how I'm the only male in a 'Paranormal Activity' movie, I'm just gonna be a jackass and a moron." "Even though you're new to this family, I won't find this weird." "I'm just setting up a camera in the kids room so I can watch 'em all night." Oh, come on, Maguire! You've been dead ever since Spiderman 3!Īnd so the stepfather thinks something weird is going on.Īnd so he starts setting up cameras all throughout the house! I promised my firstborn son to the devil once!īut it's okay, because these ghosts start talking to the two little girls. Their grandparents promised their very first son to the devil! So the family is living really, really happily. Oh yeah, and by the way, Anakin Skywalker built C-3PO." That's why all throughout the second film they always said, "Wasn't that weird our place being broken into and nothing being stolen? Except our tapes? I mean, I find that very weird that he would only take our tapes! I'm questioning that, you know, as in start a discussion! It's not like this was written later so we could move the story along more conveniently. #Paranormal activity 3 movieOh, and apparently some tapes! (pauses) Don't remember that from the last movie.īut this movie clarifies that that's what happened! Tapes were stolen as well! There's this family who lives in the 80's.Īnd it turns out in the future one of the little girls is gonna grow up, and her house is gonna be robbed!īut nothing's gonna be stolen except for a necklace. OH MY GOD, this is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life! Tonight's review: "Paranormal Activity 3." And now it's time for "Bum Reviews" with Chester A. ![]()
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